“Paul Holland isn't just any train conductor---he's my conductor!
Therefore, I'm qualified to judge him utterly insane and the
perfect candidate to write this book. Paul is blessed with the
innate ability to see humor in all situations, especially in his
daily travails dealing with the general public. I am confident
that commuters, railroaders, train buffs and the slightly demented
among us will enjoy reading about his wacky life on the rails.”
Nicolas Borelli, Author of the de’Conti Series of Novels
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Paperback & e-Book
Paul Holland has spent nearly
forty years as a train conductor
on three U.S. railroads. That's
a lot of miles and a ton of stories.
Come aboard to share in the unexpected hilarity involved in
His personal experiences ranging from train accidents to risqué hijinks are sure to entertain commuters, train enthusiasts, rail employees and anyone who appreciates the value of laughter.
Early reviews are terrific!
"I'm gonna kill him"!
Author's beleaguered wife
"Paul is the finest rear end I've
ever crashed into"!
Doug "Crash" Mullen